Jesus Christ, love, how did I know?
Marry Cesare: for nights upon nights of Church sanctioned sex and babies
Fuck Micheletto (Cesare- the Manga version, who in my mind looks like Javier de Miguel) because he’s good with swords. and yum, Spaniards.
Get Drunk with Juan in order to have a night of shameless drunken dirty sex, without any consequences… because when Juan gets drunk, this is what happens. Oh we can also fling dirt at peasants or something. (preferably before I married Cesare, although if postmarriage to Cesare, then his murder mystery would probably be solved)