TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE
“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”
“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR”
"It was in the reign of George III that the aforesaid personages lived and quarreled; good or bad, handsome or ugly, rich or poor they are all equal now." - Barry Lyndon (1975)
director: Stanley Kubrick
Lord Flashheart’s entrance in Blackadder II
trumpetsandbookmarks: Apparently there was some really horrible manuscript going around at the time rumoring that Dudley had fought all these people and slept with almost everyone at court and Elizabeth denied it but basically everyone thought it was true, so apparently Lord Flashheart is sort of Dudley which is hilarious.
#I mean it can’t really be true but omg can you imagine?
worried that squirrels were eating all the birdseed, so we set up a camera
i do not think that is a squirrel
Created in the 1930s by an anonymous author (supposedly Cantankerus Nott), the directory listed the pure-blood families in Great Britain.
The Assembly of Gods around Jupiter’s Throne by Giulio Romano
so close to orgasm but then thought about capitalism
It’s interesting that what is considered to be a ‘strong female character’ is actually just a woman acting like a man more or less.
People consider femininity and strength to be polar opposites of each other, but I think it is actually a sign of strength if a woman can be feminine in today’s society, when female traits are so ill favored.
I’m definitely going to have to remind myself to write my strong female characters with frills and swords and all from now on.
"White people are oppressed in China" this is the dumbest thing I’ve heard in five years